[This post is provided to you by Tunder, informing people since 2012]

Do you ever question yourself why so many people post drama in the forum? why do people even bother to post flame wars about a imaginary power struggle? well, look no further! Is story time






There was this bad evil ugly monster, for purposes outside of your understanding we shall call this little ugly creature by the name of "Troll". Troll had no friends and was bored of his typical nerdy routine and as such; Troll decided to do something new, original and by all means nasty. Troll stacked up his Dorito and mountain dew reserve's and then launched his unholy crusade, this particular event lasted about 7 days until he found himself in the village of Atzupia. Atzupia was a city like no other, it had many interesting stuff to do like jousting - let me interrupt this story for a minute to explain to you why jousting is important in the society of Atzupia:

Atzupians have small dicks and in order to make up for this they fight other people until they have enough SP (Solid Potassium) a very volatile chemical that they could sell to the mighty wizard zizou. [Here is a picture of zizou for future reference:
Aztupians dedicated their life and a sum of 100k SP In exchange for shinny armor and a promotion to the rank of knight, the rank of knight is not enough, many Atzupians are so afraid that people will find out about their small penis that they pursue a higher rank until they become Maximus Autist (a rank that only the strongest knight blessed by zizou may have) just in case you didn't knew Mauzer is the highest ranking knight as so far, even zizou is afraid that one day mauzer will become god and destroy zizoism. Jousting can even be at times between 3 and 3 adversaries, but Autist throwing themselves at each other is not relevant to this story.

Atzupia is not only know for its Small Dick Knights, but also for its Pure-Aryian Superior Cartographers if it wasn't for the cartographers there would be no light, the would be eternal darkness. Notable enemies of the cartographers: Tito
- Going back to our story, Troll look upon the city of Atzupia and he was blinded by le sight of tik-tok, tik-tok was beautiful,perfect,Aryan... Tik-tok's map making skill were so beautiful that when he made a mistake, he did not changed the borders of the country, the country changed its borders to accommodate tik-tok's master piece (Thats how the USSR ceased to exist, defeated by le mighty pen). Troll was ugly,mongrel, of course he wanted to be beautiful like tik-tok, so Troll decided to become a map maker in hopes that one day he will be Aryan just like tik-tok.

After many years of trying, troll lost hope of ever becoming like tik-tok, but don't think that Troll was not skilled, oh he was skilled indeed, Troll had one of the best map makings skills in Atzupia, even one time Tik-tok looked down from heaven to invite Troll to the Guilds Palace (Tik-tok does not judge people by the way they look, he is a tolerant and rational individual free of prejudice) but Troll refused and was insulted as he didn't wanted to be among other people found of tik-tok, Troll wanted to be equal or above tik-tok, but nobody can be equal or above a demigod besides mighty zizou. So after losing all hope Troll decided to create his own Guild a heresy upon the eyes of tik-tok and his followers.

Tik-Tok was about to destroy this heresy but it was too late, the heresy was out of control and it leeched out all of Tik-Tok's power and Tik-Tok fell into oblivion. Tik-Tok was no more and eternal darkness was only prevented by a few candles (Suitea and her friend Suhrryp). Troll's heresy was strong if an abomination can ever be perfect then this was the perfect Abomination.

Troll's heresy was strong and numerous it eventually broke into many branches like a cancer and eventually heresies of this heresy emerged, Atzupia was divided and every heresy had its own super wepons: RP (Rectal Perforation). Effects of Rectal Perforation include but are not limited to the following:
Bad performance on jousting, Bad map making skills, Low IQ, attracted by any of the Heresies that emerged after the downfall of tik-tok, no life.

the days were dark for Atzupia, the few tik-tok followers that remained alive after his downfall launched a crusade and even tried to get support from the competitive knights, but this was to no avail. All tik-tok followers retreated into the gates of Tiktotinople and will remain there forever as they no longer give a fuck.

After many battles and civilwars the heresies managed to bother some Competitive knights, competitive knights after looking into the situation concluded that the heresies are full of shit, yet competitive knights decided that it was not worth the fucks. Maybe one day Nero and Tunder will team up to slay the Troll.

TLDR: Neither Competitive Players or REAL map makers: care
NOBODY CARES


This atwar canon is up to date as far as 2016

Nice maymay m8 10/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)7

:') i shed a single tear in the reading of this amazing story. I truly thank my love Tunder for this wonderful read. If any of you need to share how this story changed your life; please don't hesitate to share it with the rest of us.
-Sincerely Fluffy

One day atwar will rise again, as long as the good people do not lose sight of perfection light will find our hearts Soon very soon I may decide to give a fuck and join said crusade we will see :3
After I lost my war with the acient UNS (Utapor Nigras) I gave up on my crusades. those monster where the for fathers of the trolls, the very monsters we are failing to subdue today. Maybe it's time for the old knight helly to raise his sword again.

Good story. 100/10

And..... Moved to off-topic.

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:05

And..... Moved to off-topic.

YOU'LL NEVER BE MOD OK!!!!!

作者： Helly, 11.05.2015 at 23:13

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:05

And..... Moved to off-topic.

YOU'LL NEVER BE MOD OK!!!!!

Telepathy, who needs be mod?

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:15

作者： Helly, 11.05.2015 at 23:13

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:05

And..... Moved to off-topic.

YOU'LL NEVER BE MOD OK!!!!!

Telepathy, who needs be mod?

Was just kidding babe <3

作者： Helly, 11.05.2015 at 23:17

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:15

作者： Helly, 11.05.2015 at 23:13

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:05

And..... Moved to off-topic.

YOU'LL NEVER BE MOD OK!!!!!

Telepathy, who needs be mod?

Was just kidding babe <3

Don't worry. I won't use mind powers to bam you <3

Nice try but we already control this show.

Chapter 2 coming soon.

Some1 should make a movie about this beautiful story

Propaganda at its finest.

Soon

作者： Meester, 12.05.2015 at 01:50

Nice try but we already control this show.

meester=illuminati confirmed

Nice story

*Tunder finishes reading chapter* *Everyone in theater stands up and claps*

Beautiful, just amazing.....

Hi!

I will write part 2 soon

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:20

作者： Helly, 11.05.2015 at 23:17

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:15

作者： Helly, 11.05.2015 at 23:13

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:05

And..... Moved to off-topic.

YOU'LL NEVER BE MOD OK!!!!!

Telepathy, who needs be mod?

Was just kidding babe <3

Don't worry. I won't use mind powers to bam you <3

Well shit, that escalated quickly

作者： Meester, 12.05.2015 at 01:50

Nice try but we already control this show.

That right there is sadness in its purest form.

作者： Helly, 11.05.2015 at 22:23

One day atwar will rise again, as long as the good people do not lose sight of perfection light will find our hearts Soon very soon I may decide to give a fuck and join said crusade we will see :3
After I lost my war with the acient UNS (Utapor Nigras) I gave up on my crusades. those monster where the for fathers of the trolls, the very monsters we are failing to subdue today. Maybe it's time for the old knight helly to raise his sword again.

May the Ancient Ones make the New Era a bright one. Praise Nero.

I have a feeling Troll is meant to be someone but Tunder's too scared to name him XD

作者： Zephyrusu, 03.03.2017 at 09:11

I have a feeling Troll is meant to be someone but Tunder's too scared to name him XD

and you just found that out?

作者： Google, 11.05.2015 at 23:05

And..... Moved to off-topic.

Wooooooooow it only took 2 years xD

作者： Zephyrusu, 03.03.2017 at 09:11

I have a feeling Troll is meant to be someone but Tunder's too scared to name him XD

Well this has been hidden long enough the troll in the story was adog hitter