Let me tell you a story of my people.

In the beginning there was one God he was wise and all powerful he went by the name Zei Zo ouh (Zizou), he grew tired of the silent darkness that was life of the eternal being so he created a past time that excercised his mind known as Swords and horses, it was a game where tiny men would compete in diferent conflict zones around an imaginary realm he named earth. This went on for a milenium before our beloved lord became bored of his current exsistence and so he plucked a single hair from his head, and from that hair was born the 1st Mortal his name was Mauzerus of Lavendar. Mauzerus played many years with our God and honed his skills in the art of strategy with the game Zizou made up to pass time. Untill one day Mauzerus knew he would need an even greater game to make his lord happy, so he used a secret book of our Lord Zizou to create another being, but he screwed up the spell and raised a diferent type of soul, this soul was a new race known as troll who bore resemblence remarkably of a human as Mauzerus was, he saw nothing wrong with the troll so he invited him to a game of sword and horses, troll was a fast learner and quickly became a valiant foe for mauzerus. In a few days troll was getting very good but he knew he'd never beat the skilled mauzerus who was only bested by our Lord Zizou so he came up with a plan to beat mauzerus by disrupting his ability to think clearly. He knew this would work so one day he came to mauzerus with a wager, and he said "Master Mauzerus you are a fine opponent but I grow bored how about you let me create a new game?" Mauzerus was appalled by the idea and rejected but troll was smart troll knew mauzerus used the secret book to make troll and troll threatened to tell unless mauzerus played him for the right to build a new game. Mauzerus grudgedly accepted. The game started off like the thousands before it with great expansions that took economic gain and production into carefully graphed concideration . just when troll ended his turn he looked at muazer and said "I saw that" Mauzerus asked what he was talking about? Troll said "I saw you rewall that city, it's a glitch you know" Mauzerus knowing he did not rewall any city tried to explain to troll that he knew for curtain that he did not move his wall, mauzerus was getting angry with troll. Troll knew he did not rewall but was trying to piss him off to give himself a chance at winning and it worked, after about 15 turns mauzerus was extremly mad with troll and his constent badgering and sent the bulk of his army at trolls capital, right where troll wanted him. Troll used a tactic known as pro walling and trapped the enraged mauzerus inside his capital while at the same time walling mauzerus capital and capturing it, ending muazerus' s chances of winning. Thus being a man of his word mauzerus gave troll the secret book and he went to work making his game.





Troll had been busy for months secretly building his game, when he finally concluded he would never be able to make a game where he could beat mauzerus without cheating. So he would need other lowly beings to play against to make him feel powerful, so in secret troll started making more trolls to play his game he had created. Which will be known as "A tale of Bingo Tbs." But it was not a secret for long, Mauzerus foiled trolls plot as he was conjuring the spell to make more trolls, a battle ensued where mauzerus was able to wrestle the book from troll. But it was to late the foul creatures where rising from the ground so mauzerus did the next best thing and altered the spell thus creating another type of being we will call man. So now both the children of muazerus and troll where there in the meadow fighting a massive war on a plain we will call Fo Uram (forum) When our Lord came down from the heavens in utter rage ending the war in moments, he was displeased with muazerus for his crimes and put a curse on him in the form of a new being that would hold dominion over all men and trolls known as the Moderators. The Moderators from this day forward decreed that all hostilities between the beings of the land would be settled in a new game called Afterwind, a combonation of bingo Tbs and swords and horses. The two leaders agreed and immediatly went on to war for five days without sleep, muazerus and his superior tactics vs troll and his tricks. After many victories for both sides they knew they would need to train and become even stronger so they broke into smaller groups known as clans where they would practice for hours with there groups to destroy there enemies. Thus the 1st clans where raised from the ground, each side building a great clan to represent there people, one built of man by man known as mighty SRB, and the other built by trolls which they called Dalmati. There where many other clans but these two rose to the for front of the war thus a glorious age of conflict insued as many of you may know it as "The Golden Age"





It was a marvelous Era for those who wished to gain prestige in such a coveted community, where mere peasants would become the hero's of old in a single battle, and with this age there where new heros, most prominent was Lord Mauzerus' s appointed heir and most valiant general Lord Tophaticus of clan no life. Tophaticus did what many seen as impossible and drove the troll clans from the light of the realm and into hiding in the great battles of the early golden age. Doing so with many of the tactics that are seen as common knowledge today as well as his secrets of land and sea movement through narrow land ways and seas. But this age would not last as troll was injured along with his clan he went into hiding he was presumed dead at the battle of Martians 100th win. He was not dead as thought though and he was the king of trickery so he conjured his best warriors to infiltrate the clans of men, most prominently his son Waffeleil, Waffeleil was sent with an importent mission to devide the clans of men in there country inside the lands of Fo Uram, he did so masterfully by making there leading clan, clan SRB seem as though it was whanning in glory, as well as waffeleil spreading rumors that trolls had infiltrated SRB and claimed leadership after there leader Muazerus's passing in the battle of 4 armies, this fear they embued in the other clans forced them to invade clan SRB and destroying it within months. But even with its shattered reputation and scattered forces many of srbs most prominent members survived going into hiding and infiltrating clans searching for the trolls who destroyed there beloved empire, there new leader master Fruitaly of Farmerstown Sent his spy master Lord Desus to infiltrate clan Martian the very clan that destroyed trolls empire to figure out there secrets to there successful campaign against the trolls. Within a few months Lord Fruitaly cought an evil Virus known as Vetericus Syndrome, a disease that effects an older warriors ability to fight in combat forcing him to live out his days in his manor overlooking Fo Urum where he sometimes gave advice to those who came looking for it. All in all Fruitaly's last gambit to snuff out the trolls failed and without a succesor his remaining men just integrated into the surviving clan of fo uram. This was the beginning of Afterwind first dark age, where the clans of men on the plains of fo uram would wage the bloodiest wars known to them thus far, in sighted by the surviving troll and his generals. The Realm was in true peril until lord Zizou sent an unlikely dou to earth to fix what was broken.


Tell me in the comment whether you'd like me to continue my story the story passed down from master to master. The story of my people.




Disclaimer: This is just for fun don't get mad it's just a funny way of making light of our colorful community Any Likeness to any member of the community is pure coincidence and should be seen as such.

Let me tell you the story of my faith. The glorious, omnipotent, ominapathetic ceiling cat.

Genesis
1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

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11. An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.
12. An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.
13. An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

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Praise the Ceiling Cat. For without him, der wud be Nu Grass

Dirty Troll

;o Cool

Best Wishes,
Cute Panda

This is an incredibly good and very unexpectantly engaging read, im not kidding you, you should really start a book or something for atwar. a chapter a week. and yea you have to continue the story now, you cant leave on a cliffhanger,

You are a false prophet!

作者： Acquiesce, 14.05.2015 at 18:23

You are a false prophet!

This is not my story but a story passed on from generation to generation you will have to ask Desu if any of the facts are misplaced. As he was the one who told me of the Glorious srb conflicts.

Should I go right on to chapter three:Dark Age. Or should I tell the epic tale of Mauzerus' s only son Muazer of Penter?

作者： Helly, 16.05.2015 at 03:20

Should I go right on to chapter three:Dark Age. Or should I tell the epic tale of Mauzerus' s only son Muazer of Penter?

;o You must tell the tale!

作者： Professor Panda, 16.05.2015 at 04:30

作者： Helly, 16.05.2015 at 03:20

Should I go right on to chapter three:Dark Age. Or should I tell the epic tale of Mauzerus' s only son Muazer of Penter?

;o You must tell the tale!

Must finish the story