Middle East: Border Reconstruction

If you could change the borders in the Middle East, how would they look?

I was reading about Bernard Lewis. This is his proposal that I would also support:



It looks much more like Europe in terms of country-size, which would be a good idea in theory, since Europe has been at peace ever since Yugoslavia was divided into even smaller countries.

作者： Tribune Aquila, 02.10.2021 at 18:02

If you could change the borders in the Middle East, how would they look?

... since Europe has been at peace ever since Yugoslavia was divided into even smaller countries.

Make all MidEast a province of Canada...
peaceful, politically correct Canada...
100%.

Process:

Same as how Canada is planning to Annex Turks and Caicos....

(you think i'm joking ... ==> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposed_Canadian_annexation_of_the_Turks_and_Caicos_Islands)

Here's how the new borders would look - so sexy: (watch out Aussie, we coming for you next ♥)

Don't even know where to begin deconstructing this retardation of a map

Let's start with how Israel controls Sinai and Lebanon for some reason. Why would these places, which have never been part of a Jewish state at any point in history, and have rich native cultures of their own, be Israeli?

What the fuck is "Arabistan", why would the heartland of Persian culture and civilisation not be part of Persia, wtf

There's a "Pashtunistan" but for some reason it doesn't control the majority of Pashtun-inhabited lands

Kurdistan owns Armenia but not Syrian Kurdistan

Yemen and the Saudis have been merged for whatever reason even though they hate each others' guts and have diverse cultures and religions, meanwhile the UAE get to remain

Turkmenistan owns vast swathes of Persian and Kurdish-majority lands

Syria's expanded into Turkey but not to Hatay?

Baluchistan controls vast swathes of Pashtun-majority lands but not Iranian Baluchistan

Azerbaijan controls much of the northern Caucasus for virtually no reason

Pakistan expanded into eastern Afghanistan and Tajikistan, again for no reason

Finally we have "Afghanistan", but without the Pashtuns apparently. so it's not even Afghanistan since Afghan is an exonym for the Pashtuns, and it owns Tajikistan too, so its population would be a vast Tajik majority... Sounds more like a Tajikistan to me?

Big brain Anglos thinking they can "fix" the Middle East by drawing funny lines on a map

I'm actually thinking it should be something like this

This map is shit.

Zeph already explained why

Why would isreal own sinai

作者： Brsjak, 03.10.2021 at 14:37

Why would isreal own sinai

Why would Israel own Lebanon...

Yeah whatever

A jewish historian wants divided and conquered Middle East and control over strategic sinai? Imagine my shock.

Where's the Seleucid Empire my dude?

This is the right one

作者： BLACKMETAL3199, 08.10.2021 at 23:08

作者： Mobster, 09.10.2021 at 09:08

作者： BLACKMETAL3199, 08.10.2021 at 23:08

Ew.

作者： BLACKMETAL3199, 08.10.2021 at 23:08

isn't that country with red flag and star called Kurdey ?