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I steal a few anti heli infantry from some RP map,acompanied by anti aircraft,foolish you do a full offence with your helis,you get obliterated within seconds....MY HILL!

I had a 500 stack of GW marines waiting since the beginning of this thread... AT LAST!!
they destroy your anti-heli's with a 2:1 kill ratio. MY HILL!

I use Blitzkrieg and ... and ... nevermind.

M8 i don't defend with heli's, i stacked MY HILL with DS militia, everyone knows this strat is OP. Still my hill, hue hue

I transform the setting into a scenario, making DS useless and paralysing you. MY HILL!

I use schorched earth and i burn the hill including you MY HILL!

Oh I like scenarios, I still have some souvlaki left over and challenge you to a souvlaki eating contest. You totally fall for it because of your amnesia caused by Freeman earlier on... You are so focused on stuffing your face with dry chicken that I change your scenario strategy to DS. When the game starts I remind you theres a scenario taking place over here and you grind it out for about 10 turns wondering why your colonial infantry are so bad at defending. Brianwl joins and Spams his GW marines on you and you totally lose... meanwhile while Brian is playing this scenario I disconnect his server and he has to leave the hill to find out how to fix it. MY HILL

I shove you off, MY HILL!

My utter face of disappointment when I read your comment due to it's dull simplicity makes you depressed and you willingly abandon MY HILL!

You begin to ponder at why I chose such a simple solution while everyone else has chosen diverse ways to gain the hill. You fall into a deep internal struggle. "Why was the Bastard so simple???" you ask yourself again and again. You begin to feel helpless and begin questioning yourself. "Why must I make everything so complicated and difficult??" til finally you decide to end it all and jump a bridge. The impact alone kills you but if that didn't get to you then the frigid icy water would next. I watch your lifeless body float away. Two weeks later your funeral is held on the hill you fought so hard to gain. I walk up and kick the casket down the hill and reclaim it as MY HILL!

It is your bed time. Mother demands you head to your room at once.

My Hill

My mother left me when I was 4 years old. You sit in stunned silence. I roll you off MY HILL.

作者： Caesar Immortus, 06.04.2017 at 16:49

My mother left me when I was 4 years old. You sit in stunned silence. I roll you off MY HILL.

She came back to haunt you. Still MY HILL

You see Laochra talking about DS Ukraine and run off to argue with him. MY HILL!

Laochra bores me so i come back and masturbate infront of you.
You find this incredibly uncomfortable and slowly walk away, deciding its best to just let masturbate on MY HILL alone

Khal comes from behind and the sheer thought of him liking it makes you run away while he follows you, My Hill

Some Spanish speaking sirens are discussing creationism and morality at the base of the hill... It's too much for you - you start to share with them your deepest private thoughts, and your soul is lost forever. As you wander off with them, i shake my head in pity... and then reclaim MY HILL ♥

Safari decides to invite loads of undesirable characters to your hill so that your hill can become more competitive. You begin to miss how your hill used to be so you go and build a new one but its more like mole hill. MY HILL

With the New Era arriving and myself leading the charge many reforms are put into action. One of them is rounding up and executing all Early Era and Mid Era players. With no one to challenge my rule I reclaim MY HILL!

SP Police never die and they simply push you off the hill SP POLICE'S HILL

Sun finds a cure for cancer, but secretly keeps it hidden. Following a mysterious disappearance, Ivan and Amok search Sun's apartment for clues, and discover the cure. Amok rushes home to begin marketing the new cure, (simultaneously finishing the map editor and 42 outstanding bugs) reinvigorating the AW community. Millions join, and SP Police becomes irrelevant. When rumours that Amok has found a cure for cancer reach SP Police, they jump to the conclusion that he has already tested on Sun (evidenced by his disappearance), and quickly scatter to the fields, clearing the path for reclaiming MY HILL ♥

I wake you from your ludicrous fantasy and you realise none of that happened, also in reality the hill happens to be MY HILL!

It turns out you were also in a fake reality ! In the real world i own the hill,with my previous decelarion and constitution 2 pages ago...MY HILL!

Zizou latejoins the game and kills you, but you weakened him enough for me to kill him. MY HILL!

Edit: Just saw Phoenix said the same thing quite a few posts before.... *sniff* Damn you Phoenix! *sob* Your hill..... *cries and walks away* I just wanted a hill! Is that such a crime??

I give my respects at the temple. Zizou hear's my call. Scoffing at the idea that he could be killed, he rejoins and eliminates you on turn 100, and leaves me to reclaim MY HILL ♥

Trump orders an airstrike and turns everything to ash. I casually stroll up MY HILL ♥

I am sent back in time to stop you and end up blowing us both up. It just so happens that more body parts of mine land on the hill so technically my hill?

I use random rpfag tank with 40 atttack 60 def 100 crit 20 hp 10 range to take the hill (+ 500 of them) MY HILL!

BUILD MOAR BUNKERS!!

My bunkers resist your attack, too much DEF and HP to go through. Once your tanks are dead, I simply send my gen into the hill. My Hill now.

You ordered your general to the hill on a Sunday. We walk in silence to Confession, where you accept the Penance and gift back MY HILL ♥